May 2012
69 posts
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May 9th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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May 7th
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May 7th
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“I am brita filtered water in a world full of tap” I whispered to myself as I took out my bath and body works hand sanitizer and disinfected their souls.
May 6th
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May 6th
May 6th
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iwrotesins: i’m going to write a book and make the paper out of onions so everyone will cry and think i’m the best author ever
May 6th
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May 3rd
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May 3rd
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I was actually a really ugly newborn and everyone thought I was a boy/potato and I’m surprised my mother didn’t attempt to trade me in for a Burberry bag.
May 3rd
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May 3rd
May 3rd
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shavingryansprivates: a joke walks into a bar and tumblr follows shortly behind tumblr drags the joke out back and viciously beats it with a baseball bat for a period of 45 minutes before finally pulling out a .45 revolver and shooting the joke in the back of the head
May 3rd
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May 3rd
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May 2nd
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smallbump: how do you install motivation to live
May 2nd
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May 1st
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April 2012
69 posts
clavid: apparently i’m a slave 4 u is not an appropriate song to put on a powerpoint about the 13th amendment
Apr 30th
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