chelerb: shout out to me for not killing myself yet
These two women next to me are talking about the birthing process. I can’t be productive while listening to this.
shavingryansprivates: one of my favorite hobbies is vomiting on anyone who is visibly happy so i can bring them down to my level
It’s the oldest story in the world. One day, you’re 17 and you’re planning for...– Nathan Scott (via wildfllower)
Books I’ve bought, but haven’t read: [[MORE]] Slaughterhouse-Five Look at the Birdie Hocus Pocus A Man Without a Country Franny and Zooey A Midsummer Night’s Dream Fables of Aesop The Grand Design Unweaving the Rainbow Remaking Eden Fundamentals of Photography The Complete Short Stories of Ernest Hemingway Across the River and into the Trees Lolita The Kite...
nosdrinker: growing up is realizing that every single one of your problems is caused by you being a fucking idiot
Her: 25 is actually a really fun age because you can rent a car without someone having to co-sign.
“Arlington High Senior Prank Delights the Administration. Which Sort of Defeats the Whole Purpose.” They are now lulled into a false sense of security, stop complaining and unleash a pack of vicious rottweilers to eat the people I hate.
me: sleep is for the weak
me: i am weak
alopeciastyles: who is this scott fitzgerald and why is everyone so mad at him
whisperofthewolves: if you’ve never loved a band to the point where you put on their music and just lie on the floor sobbing while still attempting to sing along to every word, then i genuinely wonder how you could ever truly love anything
In addition to the “like” button, I wish there was a “save for future ridicule”...– Magnificent Ruin (via nevver)
stultifyandstupefy: derpes: And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.” And Abraham replied, “What.” God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
I can’t think of an attainable future for myself that I would actually enjoy and because of that I can’t bring myself to do any work which just puts me in a deeper hole
day off: tumblr
need to study: tumblr
shitty weather: tumblr
wonderful and sunny weather: tumblr
plans with other people: tumblr
in class: tumblr
supposed to be sleeping: tumblr
on the bus: tumblr
the apocalypse: tumblr
during my own funeral: tumblr
tumblr isn't working: stare at tumblr until it does
richwhitelesbian: sext: u take off your shirt. i take off my pants. i take off another pair of pants. i take off a pair of pants under those pants. i take off an endlessly repeating series of pants. the designs get stranger and increasingly more surreal with every pair. 30 years later i’m still going and we are just as in love as the moment i took off the first pair.
joshishollywood: I don’t think we take enough time to appreciate the periods in our life when our noses aren’t runny. Is your nose runny right now? No? Think about that. Honestly reflect on it. Enjoy this era of peace. There are dark times on the horizon.
Me: Mr. Pei's name is spelt "ei"...right?
Stephanie: Alisha, otherwise it would be Mr. Pie.
last semester: oh well ill do better next time
this semester: oh well ill do better next time
next semester: oh well ill do better next time
rest of life: oh well ill do better next time
death: oh well ill do better next time
I just spiked my cereal with instant coffee. So this is how it’s going to be.