February 2012
47 posts
Feb 1st
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January 2012
53 posts
friend: did you know it takes 43 muscles to frown & only 17 to smile
me: did you know it takes 0 muscles to not give a fuck
Jan 31st
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Jan 29th
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Jan 28th
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I just bought a bandana because Andrew VanWyngarden.
Jan 28th
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Jan 27th
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Everyone: What colleges have you applied to?
Me: The Gupton Jones School of Funeral Services.
Jan 27th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
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The only motivational quote I can tolerate: “Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.”
Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 23rd
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“I don’t want to work in an office, I want to work in a castle.”
– Andrew VanWyngarden
Jan 23rd
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Things I spilt coffee on today: everything
Jan 23rd
Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 19th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 15th
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Is there a support group for copping with the deaths of fictional characters?
Jan 15th
Jan 15th
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Jan 14th
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I spent my Friday night making political artwork. This is why I don’t have friends.
Jan 14th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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I’m in the middle of reading 5 books, I just got a moleskin, and my law teacher assigned something that I’m really excited about. So naturally, I’m going to pull a Bella Swan and curl up in a ball under my mother’s dead plants and weep because there are too many options.
Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
Jan 11th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 9th
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Jan 9th
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Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
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Mom: What do you want for christmas?
Me: Jace Wayland naked in my bed.
Mom: What.
Me: I said socks.
Jan 7th
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Jan 3rd
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Jan 3rd
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Police officer: Anything you say can and will be held against you.
Me: Jace Wayland.
Jan 2nd
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Jan 1st
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