February 2012
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January 2012
53 posts
friend: did you know it takes 43 muscles to frown & only 17 to smile
me: did you know it takes 0 muscles to not give a fuck
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I just bought a bandana because
Andrew VanWyngarden.
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Everyone: What colleges have you applied to?
Me: The Gupton Jones School of Funeral Services.
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The only motivational quote I can tolerate:
“Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.”
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I don’t want to work in an office, I want to work in a castle.
– Andrew VanWyngarden
Things I spilt coffee on today:
everything
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Is there a support group for copping with the deaths of fictional characters?
I spent my Friday night making political artwork.
This is why I don’t have friends.
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I’m in the middle of reading 5 books, I just got a moleskin, and my law teacher assigned something that I’m really excited about.
So naturally, I’m going to pull a Bella Swan and curl up in a ball under my mother’s dead plants and weep because there are too many options.
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Mom: What do you want for christmas?
Me: Jace Wayland naked in my bed.
Mom: What.
Me: I said socks.
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Police officer: Anything you say can and will be held against you.
Me: Jace Wayland.